~o4

[alwaysrec]

America-san! As a more older and mature country, I have always tried to understand that your thoughtless actions was a result of your youth and energy. It is very understandable, because when I was young I was that way as well.

However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.

And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!

Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.

((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))

Comments

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ajsklfjasf THE CATS. THE CATS. GEEZUS THIS IS MEAN. YOU MAKE JAPAN CRY.

Twincest is hot dammit, AND JUST FOR THOSE PICTURES JAPAN STARTS THE NEW SCENARIO. Cats/America. Yes. Plural.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS THAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

America's going to STEAL YOUR ARTWORK and claim that it's his. Though he shoop da whoops it and puts crappy copyright logos all over it before he sends it back.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[IT SO MAKES SENSE.]

Hey! Stop stealing rights to my artwork!! You always ignore my rights and release my anime illegally on YouTube!!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Shut up, I'm the only one who really watches the shit you pass off as cartoons anyway! Why wouldn't I want everyone to watch it for free?! It's not worth paying for if it could be uploaded!

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

My animes are so much better than your plotless cartoons! America-san's isn't even worth uploading to YouTube!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Half the time your cartoons don't even make sense! It takes my superior dubbing skills to make them at their full potential!

And my cartoons are awesome because they're on TV!

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Your dubbing makes my anime loose more than half of its wonderfulness. And I suppose its plots are too intelligent for you to understand! They aren't like your brainless cartoons!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

Well if you spoke English instead of that broken Engrish 'someone set us up the bomb' nonsense I'd be able to understand you!

yeah i have no idea what he's saying

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

W-Well, your English isn't as nice sounding as England-san's English! It's not worth learning!

ffft

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

MY ENGLISH IS LOADS BETTER!

Don't you dare take his side! You will speak MY ENGLISH and LIKE IT!

[brb wedging a hose under your door]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[omfg what is this hose aaah backing away from the door now]

It's true though!! England-san's English sounds nicer! And I'm not your colony, America-san, I don't have to like your language!