~o4

[alwaysrec]

America-san! As a more older and mature country, I have always tried to understand that your thoughtless actions was a result of your youth and energy. It is very understandable, because when I was young I was that way as well.

However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.

And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!

Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.

((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))

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[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[AUGH OH GOD.

America is stunned because his eyebrows are nothing like England's, and in that moment of retaliation, he's smacked with several balloons.

And is made sticky. His bomber jacket is made sticky.

There is a look of total raeg on the blond's face.]

MY EYEBROWS ARE NOTHING LIKE HIS!

[And he's lunging for you, Prussia.]

[militaristics.livejournal.com]

[ Just as planned.

However, the whole lunging thing wasn't. Not in the least. In fact, the only thoughts in Prussia's head are 'not the uniform! Not the uniforrrrmmmmmmm!'

Syrup + Awesome Kickass Uniform = VERY ANGRY PRUSSIA. There will be revenge for your transgressions. IN THE FORM OF A CROTCHKICK TO FLORIDA. ]

I BET YOU PLUCK THEM!

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[Every time you kick America in the groin, Florida suffers from an earthquake. The fact this isn't the first time today is just lovely. He's now sticky and pissed as all hell and trying to not whine about the fact that Florida keeps being attacked and for the moment he's on the ground inherently useless. Because seriously, what the fuck.]

At least I'm not just fucking ugly like you are! [And yet, he's still insulting him. Ffft.]