http://master-of-dudes.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] master-of-dudes.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] alwaysrec 2009-11-20 05:39 am (UTC)

[ ACTION THEN ]

Any animal I wanna be, so long as I get a good look at it first!

[It's about to get worse. So much worse.

See, while he may endlessly stroke America's ego and be a proud, obnoxious America, and while he loves Hungary yet knows nothing of her culture (but there's something involving horses and horses are awesome), Japan is his #1 source of entertainment. From video games to manga to anime to the internet, Japan is his entertainment hero.

So, basically. He flips the fuck out.]


OH MAN YOU'RE JAPAN?! Like, I didn't wanna assume and all, since there's a lot of Japanese people around and stuff, but YOU KNOW THAT PART ABOUT YOU BEING MY THIRD FAVORITE COUNTRY? TOTALLY TRUE DUDE. TOTALLY. I BUY LIKE ALL YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND ONE TIME I SPENT 72 HOURS BEATING ONE GAME. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! And best of all, you brought me doujinshi this time! ADULT DOUJIN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

[And since BB has no concept of personal space, he's pretty much in Japan's face about it. He's a very touchy kind of guy. If he could jump on your back and hug you without breaking you, he would. But he'll do the next best thing: turn into one of those sun bears (green, of course) and hug Japan.

Bear hug. Get it?]

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