Oh I wish. The only times I ever got close to "passion", I was either lit on fire or passed out.

[BB scratches his head. Japan cooking for him?! How could he possibly get more awesome. This will only make him like Japan more, you realize.]

Uh. The point of a tip is that you get it for good service, and ya did deliver... but while you're offering! I like tofu! And pizza, but nothing with meat on it.