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alwaysrecAmerica-san! As a more older and mature country, I have always tried to understand that your thoughtless actions was a result of your youth and energy. It is very understandable, because when I was young I was that way as well.
However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.
And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!
Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.
((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))
However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.
And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!
Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.
((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))
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brb flailing
Date: 2009-08-24 04:41 am (UTC)1/2
Date: 2009-08-24 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 04:58 am (UTC)[Hey there, you have a package arriving just about now. They will be filled with wonderful R18 America uke doujinshi. Oh hey, there's some female!America and shota!America too. And what is that? Photoshopped pictures?? HAVE FUN.]
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:02 am (UTC)[He's going to shove a Russian bomber goose into said box and mark it 'Return to Sender']
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:08 am (UTC)Aaaameeerriiiicaaaa-saaaaaaaan.....
[Yeah, he just added a Whale/America scenario in that game he was making. Which will be completed shortly. And will be starting a demo on your computer. Replacing those ghost videos.]
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 05:22 am (UTC)That somehow upsets him slightly more than the Pearl Harbor clip because seriously have some NEDM pics sent to you and various other 4chan nonsense because America's so oldfag it's not even funny]
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:29 am (UTC)Twincest is hot dammit, AND JUST FOR THOSE PICTURES JAPAN STARTS THE NEW SCENARIO. Cats/America. Yes. Plural.]
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:35 am (UTC)America's going to STEAL YOUR ARTWORK and claim that it's his. Though he shoop da whoops it and puts crappy copyright logos all over it before he sends it back.]
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:44 am (UTC)Hey! Stop stealing rights to my artwork!! You always ignore my rights and release my anime illegally on YouTube!!
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Date: 2009-08-24 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 05:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 06:02 am (UTC)And my cartoons are awesome because they're on TV!
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Date: 2009-08-24 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-24 06:11 am (UTC)yeah i have no idea what he's saying
Date: 2009-08-24 06:15 am (UTC)ffft
Date: 2009-08-24 03:27 pm (UTC)Don't you dare take his side! You will speak MY ENGLISH and LIKE IT!
[brb wedging a hose under your door]
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Date: 2009-08-25 01:54 am (UTC)It's true though!! England-san's English sounds nicer! And I'm not your colony, America-san, I don't have to like your language!