~o4

[alwaysrec]

America-san! As a more older and mature country, I have always tried to understand that your thoughtless actions was a result of your youth and energy. It is very understandable, because when I was young I was that way as well.

However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.

And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!

Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.

((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))

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[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD SHOOT MY LIFE. That is what Russia is feeling right now. After he takes a minute to VOMIT, TEARS MIXING IN WITH THE PUKE, he returns to his communicator-thingy.]

I assume this is your declaration of war, then.

[It isn't even a question. BUT GIVE HIM ANOTHER MINUTE OF HORROR AND HE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

I have more, Russia-san!

[ftw is Japan laughing. HIS PEN IS ON FIRE BABY. He isn't gonna give Russia time to recover, because he is now sending the newly made Belarus/Ukraine/female!Russia doujinshi. And Poland/Russia. lolz France/Russia is nice too y'know.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[You know what else is on fire?

Your porn collection.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. EAT MOLOTOV COCKTAILS, MOTHERFUCKER.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[Don't call it porn, it's my bible. BUT GODDAMMIT, STOP BURNING MY WONDERFUL PILE. WAAAAAAAAH.

HAVE SOME BELGIUM/RUSSIA AND N. ITALY/RUSSIA (chosen by lots) THROWN INTO YOUR WINDOW]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[UM, JUST GONNA THROW THEM RIGHT BACK AND USE THEM TO FUEL THE FIRE, KTHNX.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[I TOLD YOU TO STOP. BURNING. THEM.

JAPAN THROWS YOU THAT THICK COMIKET BOOK AIMED AT YOUR HEAD. yeah he's not really thinking anymore]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[MAKE ME-- oh wait you just did ow papercut to the eye.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[wahaha. Comiket books are heavy dammit. And now he's throwing G-Pens.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[IS THAT SO? Well his eye might hurt like a bitch, but he has enough depth perception to throw a satellite that looks like the Sputnik at him.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[w.t.f. JAPAN DOES NOT HAVE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH LIKE YOU NATIONS, SO HE'S JUST GONNA UH, TRY TO DODGE THAT.

Which sorta works but not really. Ow. For reals]