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[alwaysrec]

[ Filtered Away from Germany, Austria, Prussia, America, and ESPECIALLY RUSSIA ]

I have finally finished most of the doujinshi. All I need to do is finish the color pages. Therefore, I think it will be all right now to say what the main winter doujinshi will be this year.



Teezeit R18
Available 12/15/09
Germany/Austria + Austria/Germany
Manga + Novel
70p + 10p color + poster
￥1,300
(Reservations taken now, will include an ecobag with Germany and Austria on it)

bubble bath R18
Available 12/15/09
Russia/US
Manga
20p
￥400

a sonata for you
Available 12/15/09 (planned)
Austria/Hungary
Manga
20p
￥400

All the rest will be re-sale of old doujinshis that are still in stock

no means ja R18
Prussia/Austria
Manga
20p
￥400

Crab Gekokujou R18
Austria/Prussia
Manga
30p
￥500

meltdown R18
US/Russia + Russia/US
Manga
25p
￥450

listen to your heart R15
US/UK
Manga
35p
￥550

All four of them as a set will be ￥1,500.


I hope I will be able to complete all the ones I have planned on time...

Comments

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Yup! Some MMORPG called "The World". He's supposed to be a super virus program made out of fire, and he's got this crazy laser power that's he's waaaaayyyy too fond of using. Oh, and they've got a bunch of Minisharks.

[He points to the shark thing and kicks a pile of clothes aside.]

You want anything? Soda, tofu, tofu sushi, chips?

[ ACTION ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ is that a sparkle in his eye? Yes it is. It so is. Afterall, how awesome is it to live in the world of 2D? Japan vows one day he will invent a machine that will let him enter the 2D. One day. ]

Ah that is incredible! I would very much like to meet your roommate of yours one day. He seems like a very interesting character.

[ ah that minishark is moe ]

Thank you for the offer, but I am fine. And ah, here are the doujinshis.

[ hands Beast Boy a brown bag with the doujinshis in them ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

[Funny story: BB already did that with TV. It tried to kill him :|]

I'll totally introduce ya whenever he's back from... wherever. Actually, he's probably got an ear on the conversation now, so, KITE: YOUR COUNTRY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. C'MERE.

[He just kinda shouts in some random direction of the room, then turns back to Japan.]

One thing about bein' an AI is that apparently you've got this need to install cameras everywhere.

[OH YAY BROWN BAG. BB holds his porn wonderful literature with glee.]

Thanks dude!

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ do not understimate japanese technologyyyy ]

He..has your room bugged? And you do not mind it?

[ ah smile. it is nice to see a customer happy ]

You are welcome. Thank you for buying my doujinshi as well.

[ bow in thanks. afterall, customers are gods ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, he has utter faith that Japan will make awesome robots. And he just shrugs at the whole "holy shit you live with Edward Cullen" comment.]

Some bad stuff happened to me a couple times, so he thought it was necessary to put cameras EVERYWHERE to watch me all the time and make sure I'm okay. If we weren't dating, I'd be more pissed about the shower thing.

Oh! Right, the cash thing.

[He digs around in his pocket and pulls out hands Japan a crinkled lump of bills. It's a little more than necessary because he doesn't know yen, but whatever he's a super hero he can afford it. The minimum wage job helped too.]

[ ACTION ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Y-Your shower is bugged as well?

[ oh my. but that could totally be an idea for a doujinshi hmmmmmmm mental note there. ]

Ah thank you. Excuse me. [ he goes to count it and he finds it too much! He hands it back to Beast Boy ]

Ah you have given me too much.

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to get him to remove 'em, but at this point, I've pretty much accepted that I love a creepy stalker with shark teeth and stitches.

[BB is never allowed to have a normal relationship. Ever.]

Huh? Oh!

[He takes most of the cash, leaving some in Japan's hand.]

Keep the tip!

[Because he's about to use this doujin as a strategy guide to get him laid. Terrible ideas: BB is the master of them.]

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Ah....I see there is much love between you and this 'Kite'-san.

[ The Japan way of saying : You guys are weird. ]

B-But, I cannot!

[ He tries to give back to tip to BB. Did you really think Japan will just take it? ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I guess it's not obvious at first glance. He's a dude, I'm a dude, we always end up fighting somehow. Plus he was insanely creepy when we first met. All he did was moan and laser things. But... it works. Somehow.

[Yes Japan you're getting an earful of BB's romantic life. He just likes talking about himself. Anyway, he blinks in confusion at the cash being handed back to him. BB shoves the hand away. YOU WILL BE TIPPED AN YOU WILL LIKE IT.]

No, seriously, it's fine! I don't use cash a whole lot. I usually save it for tipping the pizza guy, but since the pizza's free, I'll just tip the doujin guy.

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Ah..well love with difficulties tend to get more..passionate than ones without.

[ Japan does not know what else to say. :< And wah you make Japan sad ]

Ah..but..but...

[ think think ]

Ah I know! If you could tell me what you like to eat, I will make it for you. And then I will be able to repay for this tip.

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Oh I wish. The only times I ever got close to "passion", I was either lit on fire or passed out.

[BB scratches his head. Japan cooking for him?! How could he possibly get more awesome. This will only make him like Japan more, you realize.]

Uh. The point of a tip is that you get it for good service, and ya did deliver... but while you're offering! I like tofu! And pizza, but nothing with meat on it.

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

O-Oh my. Were you all right?

[ :< great another person to feed everyday. but japan obviously likes doing household work for people. ]

Ah, I am sure I can make those! Is there anything your boyfriend likes? I can make something for him as well.