~o4

[alwaysrec]

America-san! As a more older and mature country, I have always tried to understand that your thoughtless actions was a result of your youth and energy. It is very understandable, because when I was young I was that way as well.

However! Ever since the last war, you have only caused me trouble! I tried to mention it from time to time, but I always held it back, because I did not want to cause thoughtless trouble and you were America. But enough is enough!! Even I can get angry as well, America-san!! Have you realized that when you get a cold, I catch an influenza?! And yet, you ask me to oay for your expenses?! You say I am jealous of your cars, but it's not my fault that everyone likes my cars better. The same with my games! If you don't want your comapnies crashing, then I suggest you at least have your technology up to par with Korea-san's.

And I don't want your weird colored cakes! They taste bad!!

Ahem. I hope you enjoy my gift, America-san. It's filled with my feelings that I have right now.

((Dear America. Thanks to Japan's unknown hacking skeeels, your computer will endlessly repeat your favorite ghost videos. (if it is okay) And the whole fourth floor will be filled with haunted house effects. Dude, don't underestimate Japanese horror.))

Comments

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER YOU ASIAN PIECE OF SHIT?!

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

What you deserve, you KY metabo!

brb flailing

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

What I deserve? I should've dropped a third bomb on your ass!

1/2

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

A thi-

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

It seems that wasn't enough, America-san!

[Hey there, you have a package arriving just about now. They will be filled with wonderful R18 America uke doujinshi. Oh hey, there's some female!America and shota!America too. And what is that? Photoshopped pictures?? HAVE FUN.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS he's going to scream again fuuuuuck] You goddamn pervert! What is this garbage?!

[He's going to shove a Russian bomber goose into said box and mark it 'Return to Sender']

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

It's not garbage, it'- [GEEZUS CHRIST THAT STUPID GOOSE JUST BLEW UP MY DOUJINSHIS. OH NO YOU DID NOT.]

Aaaameeerriiiicaaaa-saaaaaaaan.....

[Yeah, he just added a Whale/America scenario in that game he was making. Which will be completed shortly. And will be starting a demo on your computer. Replacing those ghost videos.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[jfdskhgkfdhgfd DO NOT WANT here have some clips of Hiroshima bitch and one of those obnoxious viruses that pops open your computer's disk drive and locks your computer stupid American's love that shit]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[asjfa gtfo american virus. and here have a clip of Pearl Harbor popping up in the corner of the computer while the next scenario of Canada/America starts]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

[SCREW THE FACT THAT GEOGRAPHY MAKES IT CANON America's all wtf because ew WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND TWINCEST JAPAN SERIOUSLY THERE MIGHT BE TEARS HERE

That somehow upsets him slightly more than the Pearl Harbor clip because seriously have some NEDM pics sent to you and various other 4chan nonsense because America's so oldfag it's not even funny]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Laughter is just as genuine as it is evil this time.]

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

I WILL FUCKING DROP A BOMB ON YOU, PINKO. STAY OUT OF THIS

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

Now that we are at war, everything you do is my business.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

If I put a few bullets in your face, you'll definitely have something else to worry about!

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

You can try, but you will be in pieces before you can succeed.

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

You'll be dead before you get close! I could break you in half blindfolded!

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

You should try! Would you like to borrow a blindfold? Or shall I just gauge your eyes out?

[idkmybfftony.livejournal.com]

How about we play Russian Roulette? You start. I'll even shoot the gun for you!

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

And you! Russia-san, I want my northern parts back!!

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

No.

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

It leaves me no choice.

[10 minutes later, a package will arrive with Russia uke doujinshis. It seems Japan is fond of you two, America and Russia. But Belarus/Russia tops those charts. And Japan totally doesn't mind Yuri.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD SHOOT MY LIFE. That is what Russia is feeling right now. After he takes a minute to VOMIT, TEARS MIXING IN WITH THE PUKE, he returns to his communicator-thingy.]

I assume this is your declaration of war, then.

[It isn't even a question. BUT GIVE HIM ANOTHER MINUTE OF HORROR AND HE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

I have more, Russia-san!

[ftw is Japan laughing. HIS PEN IS ON FIRE BABY. He isn't gonna give Russia time to recover, because he is now sending the newly made Belarus/Ukraine/female!Russia doujinshi. And Poland/Russia. lolz France/Russia is nice too y'know.]

[sunflowersunday.livejournal.com]

[You know what else is on fire?

Your porn collection.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. EAT MOLOTOV COCKTAILS, MOTHERFUCKER.]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[Don't call it porn, it's my bible. BUT GODDAMMIT, STOP BURNING MY WONDERFUL PILE. WAAAAAAAAH.

HAVE SOME BELGIUM/RUSSIA AND N. ITALY/RUSSIA (chosen by lots) THROWN INTO YOUR WINDOW]