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[alwaysrec]

[ Filtered Away from Germany, Austria, Prussia, America, and ESPECIALLY RUSSIA ]

I have finally finished most of the doujinshi. All I need to do is finish the color pages. Therefore, I think it will be all right now to say what the main winter doujinshi will be this year.



Teezeit R18
Available 12/15/09
Germany/Austria + Austria/Germany
Manga + Novel
70p + 10p color + poster
￥1,300
(Reservations taken now, will include an ecobag with Germany and Austria on it)

bubble bath R18
Available 12/15/09
Russia/US
Manga
20p
￥400

a sonata for you
Available 12/15/09 (planned)
Austria/Hungary
Manga
20p
￥400

All the rest will be re-sale of old doujinshis that are still in stock

no means ja R18
Prussia/Austria
Manga
20p
￥400

Crab Gekokujou R18
Austria/Prussia
Manga
30p
￥500

meltdown R18
US/Russia + Russia/US
Manga
25p
￥450

listen to your heart R15
US/UK
Manga
35p
￥550

All four of them as a set will be ￥1,500.


I hope I will be able to complete all the ones I have planned on time...

Comments

thank you TT canon for allowing me to do this

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, you got anything that's not yaoi? Especially ones that involve America. Like, shojo or yuri?

Eh, may as well take Prussia/Austria one while I'm here. Maybe I can give it to Austria for Christmas or something after I'm done readin' it. You take American dollars?

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Well 'a sonata for you' is pure fluff between Austria/Hungary and G-rated.

Yes, I do take American dollars. Thank you. I will bring it to your room in a few minutes. May I ask which room is yours?

A-And, prehaps you should refrain from giving it to Austria-san...?

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

In that case, may as well take that too. I usually pick up manga with more vampires and ninjas and robots and space cowboys and stuff, but I'll spring for the girlish stuff this time around. I'm in like, super manga deprivation here! I can only play Pokemon so many times before I really do catch 'em all!

First floor, room 28!

If he asks, I can just say I got it off the internet? I mean, I can keep it around, but I gotta be a really good hider about it, otherwise Kite might find it and he's the jealous type.

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I will deliver it to you when it is finished. I am happy you like my country's products. If you would like, I could gear towards a more shonen-style doujinshi for the next one.

I will be down there in a few minutes.

Ah...well...Austria-san has seen my art before, and he may recognize my art style.... Prehaps you could hide it in the library?

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

That'd be awesome! Cuz seriously, this one time I had to go to Japan for a mission but really I just wanted to go get my comics, but Robin was all "nooooo we're not here to have fun" and I was like "whatever dude" and then I got chased by a cat girl and defeated a paint monster.

But I got my manga so it was all good.

I... don't really like goin' there.

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Mission..?

Ah..it sounds to be a productive trip.

I see...Then..I suppose it cannot be helped.

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Since I'm a super hero and all. There was this baddie who was originally this dude who fell in love with this girl he drew, so he brought her to life with magic or something... and then stuff happened. I dunno. But he was bad. And I saved Japan from that and this giant lizard thing! My team helped too.

Yeah, I guess Kite'll just have to deal. Who knows, maybe he'll actually learn something from it and I won't lose the virginity race to anyone else.

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

You...are a superhero? Like the kind America-san says to be?

Ah..well thank you for saving me from a giant lizard. I am glad you did so.

..ah.......good luck.

[ and japan's like. going down by now and stuff so yeah ]

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Yup! I'm Beast Boy of the Teen Titans! Betcha can't guess what my powers are.

Oh man, you're Japan?! DUDE I'M LIKE ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS EVER. YOU'RE LIKE MY THIRD FAVORITE COUNTRY.

[BB is just going to be throwing on all of his tacky tourist outfit (http://i49.tinypic.com/2a67dxu.jpg) and eagerly awaiting Japan's arrival in his disaster area of a room.]

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Ah....does it have something to do with the "beast" in your name?

T-Thank you. I..am surprised to have such an avid fan of my country....

[ Japan will knock and be all "woah that room. i want to clean it" ]

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Gettin' warmer!

Dude, there's whole conventions for people who love Japan! I've been to 'em. It's awesome.

[Behold the room where you can't even see the floor and is definitely a fire hazard. A shame that Kite lives there and is MADE OF FIRE.

There's also a piano keyboard in the fish tank. And this shark-dog-thing. (http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7051/mizuchivv7.jpg) And then. There's Beast Boy.

Imagine a Trekkie combined with an AX goer and you've got this little guy. He's just staring at Japan adoringly. Run now.]

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Ahh...are you able to talk to animals?

T-Thank you....

[ oh god japan cannot stand this attention aaah.

GOD JAPAN WANTS TO CLEAN THIS ROOM ONE DAY. AND HE WILL SUCCEED.

i..cannot stand this staring sob looking down at the ground yes ]

Ah...h-hello.

[ I GUESS IT'S ACTION NOW? ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Close! I can do that too, but only when I am one.

[GOOD LUCK IT'S A DISASTER ZONE. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD CLEAR THIS ROOM IS THE APOCALYPSE.

BB doesn't notice. Just keeps staring adoringly. You have a green fanboy with pointy ears and fangs, you are now special, Japan.]

Hi there! I'm Beast Boy! What's your name, Manga Dude?

[ LOL I GUESS SO? ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

You can become an animal?

[ it will be part of japan's end-of-the-year huge cleaning.

oh god what is this staring, japan's face is starting to flush red ]

It is nice to meet you, Beast Boy-san. Ah...my name..is Japan.

[ ACTION THEN ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Any animal I wanna be, so long as I get a good look at it first!

[It's about to get worse. So much worse.

See, while he may endlessly stroke America's ego and be a proud, obnoxious America, and while he loves Hungary yet knows nothing of her culture (but there's something involving horses and horses are awesome), Japan is his #1 source of entertainment. From video games to manga to anime to the internet, Japan is his entertainment hero.

So, basically. He flips the fuck out.]

OH MAN YOU'RE JAPAN?! Like, I didn't wanna assume and all, since there's a lot of Japanese people around and stuff, but YOU KNOW THAT PART ABOUT YOU BEING MY THIRD FAVORITE COUNTRY? TOTALLY TRUE DUDE. TOTALLY. I BUY LIKE ALL YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND ONE TIME I SPENT 72 HOURS BEATING ONE GAME. AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! And best of all, you brought me doujinshi this time! ADULT DOUJIN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

[And since BB has no concept of personal space, he's pretty much in Japan's face about it. He's a very touchy kind of guy. If he could jump on your back and hug you without breaking you, he would. But he'll do the next best thing: turn into one of those sun bears (green, of course) and hug Japan.

Bear hug. Get it?]

[ ACTION WHOO ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Any animal? That is very amazing!

[ oh god oh god WHAT IS THIS BEAR HUGGING ME WHAT. YOU ARE IN MY SPACE AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH.

But he gets over the initial shock faster. thank god for Italy and all his touchy-feelyness. Still Japan is frozen. What am I supposed to doooooooooooooooooo ahhh. okay deep breath. deep breath. ]

ah...ah...... T-Thank you so much for your....love of my culture. I am honored.

But..ah..c-could you please let go of me?

[ he looks like he's going to die from embarassment ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

[Social cues: BB sometimes misses them. Such is the fate of a future basement dweller person whose adoption was determined by whether he could escape lasers or not.

He morphs back but he's still touching Japan's shoulder. To be fair, his bff was like his personal jungle gym, so he gets handsy when excitable.]

Sure thing! Oh yeah, come on in. Sorry ya can't meet my roomie, you'd like him. He's from a video game and he floats and stuff.

[And he practically shoves Japan into the hellhole known as his room. It smells like old pizza.]

[ ACTION ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ ahhh at least it's better than being molested getting hugged by a bear. he pats down his clothes to get the wrinkles and stuff out, when his 2D sensors go PING ]

He is...from a game? He comes from the 2D world?

[ and Japan stumbles into the room. Ahhh urge to clean..rising. ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Yup! Some MMORPG called "The World". He's supposed to be a super virus program made out of fire, and he's got this crazy laser power that's he's waaaaayyyy too fond of using. Oh, and they've got a bunch of Minisharks.

[He points to the shark thing and kicks a pile of clothes aside.]

You want anything? Soda, tofu, tofu sushi, chips?

[ ACTION ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ is that a sparkle in his eye? Yes it is. It so is. Afterall, how awesome is it to live in the world of 2D? Japan vows one day he will invent a machine that will let him enter the 2D. One day. ]

Ah that is incredible! I would very much like to meet your roommate of yours one day. He seems like a very interesting character.

[ ah that minishark is moe ]

Thank you for the offer, but I am fine. And ah, here are the doujinshis.

[ hands Beast Boy a brown bag with the doujinshis in them ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

[Funny story: BB already did that with TV. It tried to kill him :|]

I'll totally introduce ya whenever he's back from... wherever. Actually, he's probably got an ear on the conversation now, so, KITE: YOUR COUNTRY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. C'MERE.

[He just kinda shouts in some random direction of the room, then turns back to Japan.]

One thing about bein' an AI is that apparently you've got this need to install cameras everywhere.

[OH YAY BROWN BAG. BB holds his porn wonderful literature with glee.]

Thanks dude!

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[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

[ do not understimate japanese technologyyyy ]

He..has your room bugged? And you do not mind it?

[ ah smile. it is nice to see a customer happy ]

You are welcome. Thank you for buying my doujinshi as well.

[ bow in thanks. afterall, customers are gods ]

[ ACTION ]

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, he has utter faith that Japan will make awesome robots. And he just shrugs at the whole "holy shit you live with Edward Cullen" comment.]

Some bad stuff happened to me a couple times, so he thought it was necessary to put cameras EVERYWHERE to watch me all the time and make sure I'm okay. If we weren't dating, I'd be more pissed about the shower thing.

Oh! Right, the cash thing.

[He digs around in his pocket and pulls out hands Japan a crinkled lump of bills. It's a little more than necessary because he doesn't know yen, but whatever he's a super hero he can afford it. The minimum wage job helped too.]

[ ACTION ]

[alwaysrec.livejournal.com]

Y-Your shower is bugged as well?

[ oh my. but that could totally be an idea for a doujinshi hmmmmmmm mental note there. ]

Ah thank you. Excuse me. [ he goes to count it and he finds it too much! He hands it back to Beast Boy ]

Ah you have given me too much.

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[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to get him to remove 'em, but at this point, I've pretty much accepted that I love a creepy stalker with shark teeth and stitches.

[BB is never allowed to have a normal relationship. Ever.]

Huh? Oh!

[He takes most of the cash, leaving some in Japan's hand.]

Keep the tip!

[Because he's about to use this doujin as a strategy guide to get him laid. Terrible ideas: BB is the master of them.]